How much am i worth?

......* SPEECHLESS*....

Just a while ago, my friend Ruixiong introduced me to a remarkable website. When i first saw the hyperlink that i was presented with on MSN, i thought that www.humanforsale.com was some horrendous site, created for wannabes who have always dreamt of having a sex slave to statisfy their needs.

Apparently, I have seen one too many sick movies, and i was very wrong in my judgement when the webpage finally finished loading on Opera. The Human For Sale concept weren't exactly about SELLING human beings. It was more of a questionaire. Only this time, its a questionaire that actually tells you how much you are worth on the Black Market, should you get kidnapped and sold off to "god-knows-where" in the future.

Without actually bothering to read any instructions given, i started to furiously answer every single row of questions shown. The only times that i paused to think aloud were, at the weight and height sections, as i didn't know how much is 55kg in lbs and 165 cm in inches. Oh, the question on actual size of *Cough-PEniS* *Cough* also managed to stump me.

Nevertheless, i braved through all the shards of broken glass hurled my way (some of them made me sad alrite, espescially at the height and IQs sections) with a shield in hand, and finally arrived at the bottom of the page. Without second thoughts, i clicked on the Submit button, hoping to release me from the pain i felt once and for all.

* Blog is paused for a brief moment as page starts to load *

In a few seconds, the results are finally shown. Two things managed to amaze me during this moment. It seems that the system is smart enough to be able to determine in less than 5 seconds what others will never be able to do in a lifetime, and that is to tag you with a price,which is based solely on the actual limitations of your body functions.

The 2nd thing is, i am truly amazed that the results aren't as crappy as i thought it would have been. To tell you the truth, i was expecting the likes of somewhere between 10 bucks to 21.50 cents... Haha..

Oh well, if you guys are free enough to have your worth measured out for you, do take a look at this innovative web page. Who knows, you might even be worth more than Bill Gates should his results be printed in bold on Yahoo homepage.. Have fun!

The results: I am worth $1,274,658.00 on HumanForSale.com

PS : Please don't tell me that its in RUPIA currency please... Thank you very much.