Cough Cough Wheeze!

Mucus dripping in buckets. Check. Alarming sudden coughs that explodes and shocks everyone within 20 feet. Check. Hoarse, tranny-like voice spewing out from my burning throat. Check. Tossing and turning on my bed in the middle of the night. Check.

All signs and symptoms point to only one ultimate end: Im so going to get MCs soon. (",)