* Confidential : The Christmas File *

* The information presented below is not to be communicated either directly or indirectly, or even sideways, to the press or to any OTHER living abomination not authorised to recieve it *

* Note : Comments posted under each individual picture is directly from the documented human bean, and they are in no way altered or changed *



Name of Human Bean documented : Kenneth Law
Age of Human Bean : 17 (At Heart)

Year of document : 2005
Season : Christmas, AKA Season of RECIEVING

No. Of Presents Recieved : 2?!

Present no.1 : Lava Lamp


Step One : Heat up the wax



Step two : Watch as the heated wax starts to float and forms a disgusting lump



Step 3 : When the lump finally sinks to the bottom, the Lava Lamp will be ready to display its amazing shapes.. Namely balls... Haha..

Present no.2 : A Bracelet like-thing from TAKA JEWELLERY for MALES


First jewellery I ever recieved in my life.. EVER..

Locations visited on actual day : Orchard Road, AKA Shopper's Paradise, or Husband's Bane

Authorized pictures taken of surroundings :


"Waterfall" of lights








Lolz.. Is that supposed to be a gimmick for Tangs?

Unauthorized Pictures taken of Human Bean :


If only I could fit that into my house... Sigh


Introducing.. the Isle of LURVE


Fish... BIG...

Comments from Human Bean : Bleh... Number of presents recieved this year is a tad disappointing.. But I really appreciate the ones that I did recieved. Espescially the Lava Lamp which is a joy to watch in the dark. Spent Christmas watching Narnia, and then wandered around Orchard snapping photos with friends.. Looking forward to the New year, thinking of joining the countdown this time around..Bleh, too lazy to continue typing, gonna go enjoy my holidays.. hehe, Happy Boxing Day!!

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