Wednesday, December 28, 2005

The Rant Post

Good evening ladies and more ladies, welcome to...

THE RANT POST

This entry is where i start to behave like almost every other blogger out there, who mindlessly churns out rantings about their own miserable lives, day after day after day...Without furtherado, let us begin...

Today, like any other days of my pathetic life, started out pretty horribly with me almost being late for my bus..As a result, I skipped my breakfast, only to waste $1 on three delicious curry puffs at the mrt station. As I had no more money left on me, I decided to use the ATM at the station, only to find out that the machine wasn't able to dispense any money at that moment... Crappy huh...

Then, upon reaching the Ammo School, I struggled to keep myself awake for most of the day, only to fall asleep at the very last moment.. We were actually supposed to be having Healthy Lifestyles (exercises) during that period, but it was canceled due to the lukewarm response it recieved from my class of only 11 students.. Thus, we had to sit in the classroom for the next 90 mins, and that is when the tragedy occured.

The sandman decided to play a trick on me by visiting me earlier than expected, and soon I was so sound asleep that no donkey or monkey can ever wake me up. That is, until my OIC decided to show up. His loud booming voice can almost awaken the dead, I tell you. He proceeded to scream bloody murder at us, particularly at those who had visited La-La Land... Like MOI...

Sigh... I was then herded unexpectedly with my friend to "meet and greet" our Warrant Officer soon after, and we were told that we might have to be punished for getting caught sleeping in class. With MALICE in his eyes, he warned that the OIC may want to CHARGE us for this attrocious act and that we had breached his trust...

WTF sia.. NS Personnels have no compassion watsoever.. Getting DB just for sleeping in class?? Is sleeping really on par with other acts such as harbouring Live Ammunition?? Can't believe this shit man... This is THE reason why I will never want to sign on to the Army, because I hate living in a world which governs its people based on RANKING.. Does it mean that you can start dishing out punishments as and when you like, simply because you have the authority to do so? Fark it man, grow a brain lar... You are only given this priviledge when you are within Army grounds, but when you are outside in the real world, I doubt anyone will give a shit nor respect to your colourful badges or uniforms, unless you are able to EARN their respect. And not making them listen to you by instilling fear into them...

NS Life kinda sucks.. And I have this HUGE exam tml which I have not even started to revise yet.. Oh well, I could always start within the next hour I suppose... PROCRASTINATION MAN!! I must be going nuts over my lack of sleep...

ZZZZzzz.....

Sunday, December 25, 2005

* Confidential : The Christmas File *

* The information presented below is not to be communicated either directly or indirectly, or even sideways, to the press or to any OTHER living abomination not authorised to recieve it *

* Note : Comments posted under each individual picture is directly from the documented human bean, and they are in no way altered or changed *




Name of Human Bean documented : Kenneth Law
Age of Human Bean : 17 (At Heart)

Year of document : 2005
Season : Christmas, AKA Season of RECIEVING

No. Of Presents Recieved : 2?!

Present no.1 : Lava Lamp


Step One : Heat up the wax



Step two : Watch as the heated wax starts to float and forms a disgusting lump



Step 3 : When the lump finally sinks to the bottom, the Lava Lamp will be ready to display its amazing shapes.. Namely balls... Haha..

Present no.2 : A Bracelet like-thing from TAKA JEWELLERY for MALES


First jewellery I ever recieved in my life.. EVER..

Locations visited on actual day : Orchard Road, AKA Shopper's Paradise, or Husband's Bane

Authorized pictures taken of surroundings :


"Waterfall" of lights








Lolz.. Is that supposed to be a gimmick for Tangs?

Unauthorized Pictures taken of Human Bean :


If only I could fit that into my house... Sigh


Introducing.. the Isle of LURVE


Fish... BIG...

Comments from Human Bean : Bleh... Number of presents recieved this year is a tad disappointing.. But I really appreciate the ones that I did recieved. Espescially the Lava Lamp which is a joy to watch in the dark. Spent Christmas watching Narnia, and then wandered around Orchard snapping photos with friends.. Looking forward to the New year, thinking of joining the countdown this time around..Bleh, too lazy to continue typing, gonna go enjoy my holidays.. hehe, Happy Boxing Day!!

* End of Document. *

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Deck the halls with... with... erh.. how to continue huh?

Bleh... So full now..Rushed home in the evening from town to make dinner for myself and family.. The menu was Tacos with cheesy sausages and beef slices, as well as Soup.. Family enjoyed my cooking tremendously (obviously.. =P) and demanded for more. Will TRY to wake up earlier then normal tml to cook for my dear as well..

Well well well.. Christmas is only less then an hour away, and I'm finally finished with wrapping up presents for my dear. WOndering what the rest of the country is doing during this time... Clubbing with frenzied party-goers? Romantic dinner with a "charged-up" mate? Or perhaps "MOLDING OUR FUTURE" on their respective beds already? Haiz, whatever the case, I must be pretty sad to be typing this entry at this moment... Btw, anyone reading this thread mind giving me a headstart on how to create a Tagboard huh... Still too darn lazy to go search for it myself.. hehe..

Friday, December 23, 2005

Journey to become an Ammo Tech... Sibei slack arh!!


WOO HOO HOO HOO HAA HAA HAA HAA!!

Lolz, its already been a week since I got posted to my new unit at Rifle Range road.. And yet i felt like I hasn't learnt anything constructive for the past four days, omitting today because we finally had lessons in the form of Computer Based Training...

First thing I noticed when I reached my new Unit is the SIZE of the school... Haha, I'm not going to elaborate much, except that it usually takes us a grand total of five minutes to walk from one end to the other... The 2nd thing I took notice of when I got there... Were the MONKEYS.

Never knew there were so many darn monkeys running wild in Singapore, always thought that that the Singapore government will find means to shoot them down or maybe stop them from breeding or sumthing... Can you imagine one horde of Monkeys gathering in your Training Shed even when there are people walking around all the time? They are also smart enough to always appear on time whenever we have our lunch... My friends even saw them raping each other once, and I am NOT kidding on the word "rape"...

Darn Monkeys, they can do whatever they want, so long as they do not leave any poo lying around for us to clean up..

Sigh, Christmas is just around the corner, and yet I am still not infected by the Holiday Spirit yet... Perhaps its because I do not have as much money to spent as before, now that I am serving the government... I WANT MY CIVILIAN PAY BACK!!

Oh and by the way, in case you have SOMETHING for me for Christmas, but do not know where I live, you can always leave me a comment and I will be glad to provide you with all the details YOU need to make MY Christmas a more enjoyable one.. Haha.. I am NOT joking on this too.. I NEED PRESENTS!! =P

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

DUTY! HONOR! COUNTRY! NINJA COMPANY!!


Introducing...Ninja Platoon 4 Section One mates!

WELL WELL WELL, its taken me almost 3 to 4 mths since the last time that I have actually posted anything new here.. Haha, can't blame also lar, been very busy with being a Recruit mah.. Now that I have been posted to the AMMO BASE as an Ammo Tech, I finally found the time to actually sit down and share some of my experiences and pictures during my BMT days...

Haha, I can never forget my first day of enlistment man. I was nearly late for my appointed ferry trip because I had to take my breakfast with my parents at Tampines, so we had to hail a cab to bring us to the SAF Ferry Terminal. Upon reaching there, the guards taught me my first disciplinary lesson by asking me ever so "nicely" to tuck in my T-Shirt..


Me, my close buddies Rafe and Kelvin, on board the Ferry.

After we were escorted to the awaiting Ferry, we took out seats along with all the other enlistees and their families. Soon enough, the ferry started on its way from the terminal, taking me away from Singapore and to god knows where..

When the ferry finally reached the other side, I couldn't believe what I saw. Tekong Island was definetly not what I had expected, as it had looked and even felt like a huge Chalet to me. The soldiers brought us further in, and soon I was seperated from my family. I was later seated alongside the other enlistees which I had met on the ferry, and then following some simple procedures, we surrendered our PINK ICs (painfully of course) and then we recieved our individual posting.


This is my bed and my cabinet! "Neat" huh... =P


Stand-By Area sessions..

I was actually looking forward to this day, of having to spend my time on this legendary island doing important military stuff for my nation, with pride and a sense of accomplisment in my heart.. UNTIL I finally found out that I was posted to none other than NINJA Company!! My heart sank like a million Titanics, and I was in shock. How in the world did I get posted to one of the most 'Shiong' companies in BMTC SCH2?? HOW?? WHY? WHY?!


Games Day with my Section mates, WeiJian, YunLong, Jeremy and Shenmu. =)

Haha.. Siao liao lar, talk so much 'cock' already.. Better cut to the chase. Anyhow, my parents soon left me on this god-forsaken place to die, and I was handed over to the government and its minions in no time at all.

For the next 9 weeks, life took a nosedive for the worse, as well as for the better. Strangely, throughout all the inhumane punishments that were dished out to us day by day.. by day.. by day.. We as a whole platoon learnt to bond as a team, and each and every punishment only served to make us stronger and tougher, not to mention LEANER and more IN-SHAPE too.. HEHEHEHE...


Me and my pals again.. Great view at the back!


Me and my pal Melvin (^^)

I must admit, being a recurit is a DAMN tiring and mentally-stressful job ( Just imagine not being able to contact your love ones for a week during field camp.. Brr..). BUT, I also cannot deny that I have learnt ALOT from it, and that I have gotten to know alot of great pals whom I have depended on during my BMT. I really miss all the times we had, be them difficult or slack. The bond and closeness we had during BMT, we will most likely never be able to experience it again in the outside world..


POP day with my parents

NINJA PLATOON 4, I WILL MISS YOU GUYS SO VERI THE MUCH!!


My Platoon Mates having fun with a "Makeover"

Friday, December 16, 2005

WOAH, DEC 16th...


.. In Deep Thoughts..

HMMMMz......

Eh..

Has it been THAT long already?

Zzzz.....

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