Wee.. What happy songs.. Makes me feel fuzzy inside...

Song of the Moment

A Public Affair


Woo, look at them skate so happily! Bimbos... The song's pretty catchy though and Christina Applegate always cracks me up...

Favourite Song

Love At First Sight


Woo! Go Kylie go! This song never fails to perk me up. =)

Phew, So Blardy Nervous... But its all for you. =)

Awww.. "TIME GOES BY, SO SLOWLY", my ass! Its already Sunday, and I still have not enjoyed myself enough with you. I am like, trying to hang on to every single second that passed us by, and trying my darnest to make the best out of them.. Grr, I hate camp... I hate clocks... I hate feeling so broke... I hate leaving you for home/work every Sunday...

Anyway, today's the 27th, which means yesterday was the 26th, which also means that yesterday was OUR first month anniversary. Yeah, I know its kinda cheesy to be keeping track of monthly anniversaries, but I think I'm mad, about you to let it just pass us by.

Haha, hanging out in town from "3 to 3" was tremendously fun, we shopped for rings, food, movies tickets and more food.. Phew, I can't see my feet... I think my thighs are in the way. =/

Erh, dinner at the Island Cafe was kind of lackluster though. Probably because the KL Style Fried Mee that I ordered was too ordinary, and the serving was like suitable for some anorexic freak. Your Soft-Shell Crab dish looked so much better than mine, it sounds much fancier too... Lets never go back again alrite? Haha.. =P

After the horrible dinner, we met up with Cheng for a movie at The Cathay Cineplex. The duo was pretty fun to watch, but the movie sucked. Too many one-dimensional characters, too much predictability where the plot headed, too little sex appeal as Hathaway strangely refused to show off her boobies, and Meryl Streep was very disappointing.. I expected it to be a smart and witty film, but it ended up being another cliche... Sigh, I guess I can only depend on Spiderman3 next year to get myself worked up over a film again...

Gosh, I can't believe I got drunk on just 4.5% worth of alchohol.. Sorry Cheng for showing you my "red" side last night, I think my face looked like the incarnation of a very red apple... Yikes... Haha, I like watching the both of you, your conversations never cease to make me burst out in laughter... Its been so long since I hang out like this ler. So fun. =)

Gosh, what I did last night with you I never did with anyone else before. It was so nervewrecking to open up my gap and say those things that I said to you... Your smile was priceless, and so was that moment when you accepted my proposal. Putting that ring on for you was like a dream, one that I can only picture in movies... Hope you liked the little gesture that I had been planning since the movie started reeling. I have never been more serious about somebody. And I do mean forever.

I will try my best to get that leave for the overseas trip alrite? The truth of the matter is, you arent the only person who finds it hard to leave the other person alone. I just want you to enjoy doing the things you like...

Gosh, what a horribly long post... So much thoughts flowing through me... So stocky I am becoming. =/

Wee... Weeeeeekend is here...

Hmm.. Time has been flying past really fast recently. Its almost the end of August already, somehow it still feels like the beginning of July... Wow, guess I must have been enjoying myself too much lately.

Tonight was no exception. As soon as camp was over, Cheng and I headed over to Rion's place to have a go at the "Dungeons and Dragons" game. However, that didn't work out too well because the game was way too difficult to be picked up easily by noobs. Hence we scrapped that idea and turned to an ant-infested Pokemon Monopoly instead...

I was the first to go bankrupt by the way... Phew, I hate stepping on Nidoking... =(

Wow, seems like you are quite popular with the masses huh.. Like everyone wants a piece of you, espescially that guy from China... Hehe.. Anyway friday is finally here, which means spending more quality time with you for the next two days... Next weekend I won't be able to spend much time with you liao... Got duty.. Sigh...

Anyway, thanks for following me to class on Wednesday. You have been doing so much things for me, so I guess its only right that you go do the things that you have been missing out on ever since we first met in person... Go diving bah, I don't want you to neglect all your favourite activities...

Wee, September is almost here. Can't wait to celebrate it with you. =)

Unnamed Tabloid Post

Today was like any other day in the lives of many armymen. Dressed in their bulky-looking, "uniform-fetish" inducing No.4s, these toughened heroes roam the busstops every single morning, hoping to find a seat onboard the bus to settle their sorry asses upon...

We, at "currently still unnamed tabloids post", managed to reel in one unlucky simpleton from the massive stinky sea of greenish wierdos, hoping to find some scandalous insight into the mad world of the oppressed...

Mr Kenneth Law, currently ranked Corporal, has just finished his night class after camp, and was just zipping himself up in the loo when we pounced on him unexpectedly.. There were no struggling nor any objections though, as 2 elephant tranquilizers were utilised on the subject as soon as he was subdued. We had to commence with the interrogation as soon as the victim had awakened from his paralysis, as we didnt want things to turn ugly...

Here is what we, at "currently STILL unnamed tabloids post", found out from our victim of the moment:

Pardon us for kidnapping you from the toliet, may we ask you some questions regarding your sex escapades in the army?

Wha.. What the fuck is going on here?? Whats with the handcuffing? Are you guys going to sell me off to rich sickos?? Like the movie "Hostel"??

Relax, we won't hurt you... much. We would just like to know more about you as a person.. What were you doing outside so late anyway? Don't you like have to head home to view kiddie porn or something?

Kiddie what??? I was coming home from my Print Media class at MDIS when you guys whacked me senseless! Omg, am I going to die??? What are you guys going to do with me afterwards?? Omg, omg, omg...HELP!! SOMEONE, ANYONE, OH MUTHER!! *Muffled Screaming*

HEY! Stop screaming! *Covers up victim's frothing mouth* Guys we need some help here! Like right now! Reach for his throat dammit! Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut...... Erm.. is he still breathing? =/

Erm.. that didnt went too well, did it? Anyway, just before we dumped it's carcass into the *confidential* river, we managed to plow through his belongings... Among the boxes of condoms, butt plugs, vibrators, thorn whips, blindfolds, ropes, and many other unmentionables, we managed to spot something rather peculiar in his wallet..

There was this greenish EZ-Link card that didnt belonged to our Mr Kenneth, as it clearly reads Tng Wai leong instead... The person in the picture was not bad though; thick wavy hair, small round face, oh-so-dense eyebrows, sulky looking expression yet with a tint of mysteriousness around him... Wonder who this guy/boy/man of mystery is though... Woo, kinky...

Well, there we have it, our scandalous scoop of the day ; army personnel found dead with an ez-link card of another male homosapien in his wallet. Sweet or erotic? YOU decide.

*Cough* *Cough*

My first class at MDIS finally commenced today. Feels so good now that my brain is finally functioning again, and it kinda brings back memories of my polytechnic days when I was seated in the classroom... Even before the lesson started, we were already handed down with our major assignment.. Wtf?? Sure brings back all the unhappy memories of my poly projects too... Nonetheless, this is still very enjoyable when compared to life as a NSF... NS sucks, and I want out...

Gosh, where the hell did my weekend went? The past four days flew by faster than you can spell out "WAT THE FUCK"... Wait a minute. I was with you again, arent I? No wonder everything seems to be on fast-forward all the time. In fact, every single moment without you will only be spent, by pining for the next time I get to feel you in my arms again...

Anyway, I'm still feeling sorry for what I said to you last night. It totally wasn't intentional, and I certainly didnt want to hurt your feelings. Its just that, sometimes I have this habit of saying things that I don't mean, when I get irritated I just act irrationally.. So, i wanna apologise to you, my love, publicly by using my blog... If theres anything thats troubling you in the future, dun hesitate to let me know okay espescially when I'm at fault.

Gosh, I feel like the luckiest person on earth for having you to myself. You have been the most wonderful and nicest person that I have ever met for the past weeks, even though you always try to be so tough infront of everyone else. Im sorry if I have been a little too dependant on you lately, I guess I have grown so used to you around me all the time liao...

The novelty and unbelievability of having you in my life have finally worn off. From now onwards, you ARE my life. I can't do without you, nor can I allow myself to share you with anyone.. Yeah, I am THAT possessive... Only towards someone whom I treasure as much as I treasure you... =)

I'm back home!!

Aww.. if only this was real.. Thanx for your free artwork. =)

Wee!! I'm finally back from yet another great weekend spent with you... Oh man, if things can carry on for ever like the way they are now, I will harbour no regrets for all those sleepless nights we had together.... Including the puffy eyes i have developed... As well as the "panda rings"... And also for all the terrible mornings that I have to drag myself up to...

Hehe... Last night was kinda fun. Even though the moment was kind of short, but at least I got to take care of you when you were so dead drunk... I felt like I had to protect you or something as it was my first time seeing you so vulnerable... Only drink wine when I am with you alright? You don't have to pretend to be classy when you are with me, just drink all the other low-class beers that I can't "tahan"lah...

Never felt this happy in ages liao... What a great feeling... Don't leave me, else I will KILL you!! =/

Hehe...

Oh bother, I am getting old liao...

In just a month's time from today, I will finally reach the golden era of what is known simply as, the tender age of 21. But I still have no idea of what I wanna do with it yet. "Top Of The M" Lunch Buffet? Going Overseas with someone special? Having dinner with all my friends? Partying the day away? Watching RA films at Yangtze? Getting a Tattoo? Pui... I have never really taken my birthday seriously before...

Hmm, went down to Sakae Sushi for dinner. Gosh, its like jap food for the economic people, the sets are so limited but so cheap.. I like my Teriyaki Chicken Bento, although it reminds me strongly of Tori-Q... MMMmm...





Woo, look at my lips.. So plump and full... The spoon must have felt good with my mouth wrapped around it so... Wee!

Gosh, lately my life have been revolving around YOU so much that I seem to have lost track of time... In the process of being around you, I have also casted all my worries and unhappiness aside... Never felt this relaxed for so long... Hope you are feeling the same way too.

Wee, finally I can have an early night today.. But sadly no you by my side tonight. Im still feeling kinda sorry over what happened last night, it won't happen again... Happy stuffing your face with your fatty meat! Get fat, just like me, woot!

Hmm... ZZZZzzz...

Man, things are starting to erupt out from my body, my face, everywhere!! I kinda feel like an epidemic in the making... What with my puffy eyes, widening cheeks, enlargened waist, and an ever expanding appetite... I am fast becoming what many people will often refer to as a G-L-U-T-T-O-N... Ohh... The insatiable hunger... =/



Mushy Thoughts Ahead : In regard to your post, I am really glad that you feel this way about the past weeks that we have had together. Im sorry if I can't be as generous in the "S11" sense, but in whatever areas that I am lacking in, I will make it up to you by making you happy and putting in the effort to keeping it that way. I am still freaking happy and surprised that you feel so strongly towards me, as I am to you. I dun wanna lose you, ever.

National Day, PARISS, NUM Slippers, and sleepless more nights.later.. Zzzzz...(--.')

Woo, Calamansi..

WOOt! Has it been only a week since I lost blogged? Hell, it seems like an eternity actually, not that its a bad thing though.. Gosh, I have not been home for like 6 days straight, ever since I had my Saturday Duty... I think my computer misses me.. Aww...

Lets see now, what on earth have I been doing for the past week.... Hmm, duty in camp, cuddling, duty in Kallang, more cuddling, prowling at NDP, and loads more cuddling... Haha, sounds like a dream eh... Except that I feel kinda fat, what with all that eating and gorging...

I'm feeling kinda sad, now that NDP is over. No more duties and brainless work over at Kallang anymore, its back to camp for more stressful paperwork... Sigh, why is my ORD date taking so damn long... I think I must have had orgasms before just by thinking of my pink IC loh.. Mmm...

For all those people who have been watching the parade on TV yesterday, you guys must have thought that with a flick of the channel, its all over huh.. Guess again.

As "proud" NSFs taking part in the high level fireworks section, we had the honour of cleaning up after you. Just imagine having to sweep through an entire practice track for any pieces of fireworks left, and to pick up all the tiny pieces of burnt aluminium foil from the grass... For once, I kinda sympathized all banglahs... Bet they get paid more than what I am getting currently though. =/

Anyway, enough of crapping about hard labour, its time for pictures! Wee... Narration time!

Spent another fruitful day in town with you again, although we did walked some redundant distance because of you. Told yer we should have alighted at Orchard...

New pair of Slippers from New Urban Male

After scouring through town for a good dinner, we finally settled down at Takashimaya for a buffet dinner that consisted of Abalone that tasted fantastic with a dip, clams that looks mysteriously like dick-heads,Oysters that almost made us puke, crocodile bah-ku-teh that we didnt touch, and loads more expensive food. The stuff wasn't too bad, we noticed that one of the staff there named Stefanie was kinda cute for a butch... She was like stalking us for some reason.. Brr...











On the way home, I kinda killed several innocent entities... It was like a hit-and-run thing, luckily for me there was only you to witness the murder. Stupid snails are so useless eh, one big fat foot is all that it takes to crunch through their shell... Gosh, I think i killed them when they were in heat or sumthing..



(,") Haha.. Thanks for your accomodation during the past few days that I have been over. Although I did suffered from lack of sleep and weird bowel movements, seeing you again continuously every night feels so much better than orgasms lor.. Eh, did that sound right... I wish this wouldnt end, these feelings that I have been feeling lately... Just one word to describe me now : B-L-I-S-S-F-U-L... Because of Y-O-U. (",)

Procrastinating, Cherries, Moshi Ice-Cream, and Kylie Kwong...

Sigh, what is it with me and procrastination... I have a couple of unfinished work left in camp that has been dangling for weeks liao, yet I am still procrastinating to get it done.. Right now, with all the NDP celebration happening next week, there is no fucking way that I can get it done until the 14th at least... Sigh.. I hope procrastination doesn't give me constipation or sumthing... Eee...

Eh.. Gosh, I am so addicted to Cherries and Moshi Ice-Cream lately.. The moment I get home, I will scour the fridge for the "red rubies" and just pop them into my mouth. Sigh, no more liao... Need to bug my parents for more soon... Wee!

As for Moshi Ice-cream, I have been wanting more of them ever since I tried them at Sakae Sushi. They are a tad expensive though, so I guess that its sort of a luxury item for me... Plus, they are kinda hard to find around Woodlands leh... =<

In case you are wondering who the fuck is Kylie Kwong... Here she is, in full glory:


TA-DAH!!


Eh.. She looks like a happy tranny... No?

Look, I am not into cross-dressing, so don't get me wrong. I only borrowed the book cause I will be needing simple recipes for the cooking contest this Sunday.. Erh, her book looks simple enough, what with all those large pictures taken, it should be no mean feat cooking up wonders... Right? =/

You are so gonna be washing up all the dishes this sunday lor... Wahahaha.. Do I need to bring a fire extinguisher along for preventive measure? It can't be that bad for you... Right? =/

Haha.. Can't wait to try YOUR cooking... =)