Thursday, April 28, 2005

" Rain rain, go away. Come again another day..."

Was there ever a day when you get fooled by the heavens? Well, I did. Umpteen times too...

I had actually arranged to meet my gf in the evening at the Woodlands Stadium to have a trial run of the Napfa exam today. However, "Tian Bu Zhuo Mei" or "as luck would have it", the sky suddenly loomed an omnious density of black clouds around 5 o'clock. Seeing the condition of the weather, I called her up and canceled the meeting.

Soon after, the sky rumbled and roared, lightning streaks were seen zooming into the horizon, winds howled and banged on my windows like angry mad monkeys... BUT, no rain. WTF?! Its like the evil clouds had taken a detour at Woodlands and had decided to hold a concert here while at it. A concert without much SUBSTANCE that is... LOL..

Damn it! I've been fooled once again! The Clouds must be laughing and spliting their sides when they slowly drifted away into the distance...

Anyway, here is a Horror story that I would like to share with you guys. Its called The Monkey's Paw which was written by the late W.W.Jacobs in the year 1902. It centers on the familiar concept of the question: If you were granted three wishes, what would you wish for?

Enjoy.

THE MONKEY'S PAW





"WITHOUT, the night was cold and wet, but in the small parlour of Laburnam Villa the blinds were drawn and the fire burned brightly. Father and son were at chess, the former, who possessed ideas about the game involving radical changes, putting his king into such sharp and unnecessary perils that it even provoked comment from the white-haired old lady knitting placidly by the fire.

"Hark at the wind," said Mr. White, who, having seen a fatal mistake after it was too late, was amiably desirous of preventing his son from seeing it.

"I'm listening," said the latter, grimly surveying the board as he stretched out his hand. "Check."

"I should hardly think that he'd come to-night," said his father, with his hand poised over the board.

"Mate," replied the son.

"That's the worst of living so far out," bawled Mr. White, with sudden and unlooked-for violence; "of all the beastly, slushy, out-of-the-way places to live in, this is the worst. Pathway's a bog, and the road's a torrent. I don't know what people are thinking about. I suppose because only two houses on the road are let, they think it doesn't matter."

"Never mind, dear," said his wife soothingly; "perhaps you'll win the next one."

Mr. White looked up sharply, just in time to intercept a knowing glance between mother and son. The words died away on his lips, and he hid a guilty grin in his thin grey beard.

"There he is," said Herbert White, as the gate banged to loudly and heavy footsteps came toward the door.

The old man rose with hospitable haste, and opening the door, was heard condoling with the new arrival. The new arrival also condoled with himself, so that Mrs. White said, "Tut, tut!" and coughed gently as her husband entered the room, followed by a tall burly man, beady of eye and rubicund of visage.

"Sergeant-Major Morris," he said, introducing him.

The sergeant-major shook hands, and taking the proffered seat by the fire, watched contentedly while his host got out whisky and tumblers and stood a small copper kettle on the fire.

At the third glass his eyes got brighter, and he began to talk, the little family circle regarding with eager interest this visitor from distant parts, as he squared his broad shoulders in the chair and spoke of strange scenes and doughty deeds; of wars and plagues and strange peoples.

"Twenty-one years of it," said Mr. White, nodding at his wife and son. "When he went away he was a slip of a youth in the warehouse. Now look at him."

"He don't look to have taken much harm," said Mrs. White, politely.

"I'd like to go to India myself," said the old man, "just to look round a bit, you know."

"Better where you are," said the sergeant-major, shaking his head. He put down the empty glass, and sighing softly, shook it again.

"I should like to see those old temples and fakirs and jugglers," said the old man. "What was that you started telling me the other day about a monkey's paw or something, Morris?"

"Nothing," said the soldier hastily. "Leastways, nothing worth hearing."

"Monkey's paw?" said Mrs. White curiously.

"Well, it's just a bit of what you might call magic, perhaps," said the sergeant-major off-handedly.

His three listeners leaned forward eagerly. The visitor absentmindedly put his empty glass to his lips and then set it down again. His host filled it for him.

"To look at," said the sergeant-major, fumbling in his pocket, "it's just an ordinary little paw, dried to a mummy."

He took something out of his pocket and proffered it. Mrs. White drew back with a grimace, but her son, taking it, examined it curiously.

"And what is there special about it?" inquired Mr. White, as he took it from his son and, having examined it, placed it upon the table.

"It had a spell put on it by an old fakir," said the sergeant-major, "a very holy man. He wanted to show that fate ruled people's lives, and that those who interfered with it did so to their sorrow. He put a spell on it so that three separate men could each have three wishes from it."

His manner was so impressive that his hearers were conscious that their light laughter jarred somewhat.

"Well, why don't you have three, sir?" said Herbert White cleverly.

The soldier regarded him in the way that middle age is wont to regard presumptuous youth. "I have," he said quietly, and his blotchy face whitened.

"And did you really have the three wishes granted?" asked Mrs. White.

"I did," said the sergeant-major, and his glass tapped against his strong teeth.

"And has anybody else wished?" inquired the old lady.

"The first man had his three wishes, yes," was the reply. "I don't know what the first two were, but the third was for death. That's how I got the paw."

His tones were so grave that a hush fell upon the group.

"If you've had your three wishes, it's no good to you now, then, Morris," said the old man at last. "What do you keep it for?"

The soldier shook his head. "Fancy, I suppose," he said slowly.

"If you could have another three wishes," said the old man, eyeing him keenly, "would you have them?"

"I don't know," said the other. "I don't know."

He took the paw, and dangling it between his front finger and thumb, suddenly threw it upon the fire. White, with a slight cry, stooped down and snatched it off.

"Better let it burn," said the soldier solemnly.

"If you don't want it, Morris," said the old man, "give it to me."

"I won't," said his friend doggedly. "I threw it on the fire. If you keep it, don't blame me for what happens. Pitch it on the fire again, like a sensible man."

The other shook his head and examined his new possession closely. "How do you do it?" he inquired.

"Hold it up in your right hand and wish aloud,' said the sergeant-major, "but I warn you of the consequences."

"Sounds like the Arabian Nights," said Mrs White, as she rose and began to set the supper. "Don't you think you might wish for four pairs of hands for me?"

Her husband drew the talisman from his pocket and then all three burst into laughter as the sergeant-major, with a look of alarm on his face, caught him by the arm.

"If you must wish," he said gruffly, "wish for something sensible."

Mr. White dropped it back into his pocket, and placing chairs, motioned his friend to the table. In the business of supper the talisman was partly forgotten, and afterward the three sat listening in an enthralled fashion to a second instalment of the soldier's adventures in India.

"If the tale about the monkey paw is not more truthful than those he has been telling us," said Herbert, as the door closed behind their guest, just in time for him to catch the last train, "we shan't make much out of it."

"Did you give him anything for it, father?" inquired Mrs. White, regarding her husband closely.

"A trifle," said he, colouring slightly. "He didn't want it, but I made him take it. And he pressed me again to throw it away."

"Likely," said Herbert, with pretended horror. "Why, we're going to be rich, and famous, and happy. Wish to be an emperor, father, to begin with; then you can't be henpecked."

He darted round the table, pursued by the maligned Mrs. White armed with an antimacassar.

Mr. White took the paw from his pocket and eyed it dubiously. "I don't know what to wish for, and that's a fact," he said slowly. "It seems to me I've got all I want."

"If you only cleared the house, you'd be quite happy, wouldn't you?" said Herbert, with his hand on his shoulder. "Well, wish for two hundred pounds, then; that'll just do it."

His father, smiling shamefacedly at his own credulity, held up the talisman, as his son, with a solemn face somewhat marred by a wink at his mother, sat down at the piano and struck a few impressive chords.

"I wish for two hundred pounds," said the old man distinctly.

A fine crash from the piano greeted the words, interrupted by a shuddering cry from the old man. His wife and son ran toward him.

"It moved, he cried, with a glance of disgust at the object as it lay on the floor. "As I wished it twisted in my hands like a snake."

"Well, I don't see the money," said his son, as he picked it up and placed it on the table, "and I bet I never shall."

"It must have been your fancy, father," said his wife, regarding him anxiously.

He shook his head. "Never mind, though; there's no harm done, but it gave me a shock all the same."

They sat down by the fire again while the two men finished their pipes. Outside, the wind was higher than ever, and the old man started nervously at the sound of a door banging upstairs. A silence unusual and depressing settled upon all three, which lasted until the old couple rose to retire for the night.

"I expect you'll find the cash tied up in a big bag in the middle of your bed," said Herbert, as he bade them good-night, "and something horrible squatting up on top of the wardrobe watching you as you pocket your ill-gotten gains."

He sat alone in the darkness, gazing at the dying fire, and seeing faces in it. The last face was so horrible and so simian that he gazed at it in amazement. It got so vivid that, with a little uneasy laugh, he felt on the table for a glass containing a little water to throw over it. His hand grasped the monkey's paw, and with a little shiver he wiped his hand on his coat and went up to bed.


II.

IN the brightness of the wintry sun next morning as it streamed over the breakfast table Herbert laughed at his fears. There was an air of prosaic wholesomeness about the room which it had lacked on the previous night, and the dirty, shrivelled little paw was pitched on the sideboard with a carelessness which betokened no great belief in its virtues.

"I suppose all old soldiers are the same," said Mrs White. "The idea of our listening to such nonsense! How could wishes be granted in these days? And if they could, how could two hundred pounds hurt you, father?"

"Might drop on his head from the sky," said the frivolous Herbert.

"Morris said the things happened so naturally," said his father, "that you might if you so wished attribute it to coincidence."

"Well, don't break into the money before I come back," said Herbert, as he rose from the table. "I'm afraid it'll turn you into a mean, avaricious man, and we shall have to disown you."

His mother laughed, and following him to the door, watched him down the road, and returning to the breakfast table, was very happy at the expense of her husband's credulity. All of which did not prevent her from scurrying to the door at the postman's knock, nor prevent her from referring somewhat shortly to retired sergeant-majors of bibulous habits when she found that the post brought a tailor's bill.

"Herbert will have some more of his funny remarks, I expect, when he comes home," she said, as they sat at dinner.

"I dare say," said Mr. White, pouring himself out some beer; "but for all that, the thing moved in my hand; that I'll swear to."

"You thought it did," said the old lady soothingly.

"I say it did," replied the other. "There was no thought about it; I had just----What's the matter?"

His wife made no reply. She was watching the mysterious movements of a man outside, who, peering in an undecided fashion at the house, appeared to be trying to make up his mind to enter. In mental connection with the two hundred pounds, she noticed that the stranger was well dressed and wore a silk hat of glossy newness. Three times he paused at the gate, and then walked on again. The fourth time he stood with his hand upon it, and then with sudden resolution flung it open and walked up the path. Mrs. White at the same moment placed her hands behind her, and hurriedly unfastening the strings of her apron, put that useful article of apparel beneath the cushion of her chair.

She brought the stranger, who seemed ill at ease, into the room. He gazed at her furtively, and listened in a preoccupied fashion as the old lady apologized for the appearance of the room, and her husband's coat, a garment which he usually reserved for the garden. She then waited as patiently as her sex would permit, for him to broach his business, but he was at first strangely silent.

"I--was asked to call," he said at last, and stooped and picked a piece of cotton from his trousers. "I come from Maw and Meggins."

The old lady started. "Is anything the matter?" she asked breathlessly. "Has anything happened to Herbert? What is it? What is it?"

Her husband interposed. "There, there, mother," he said hastily. "Sit down, and don't jump to conclusions. You've not brought bad news, I'm sure, sir" and he eyed the other wistfully.

"I'm sorry----" began the visitor.

"Is he hurt?" demanded the mother.

The visitor bowed in assent. "Badly hurt," he said quietly, "but he is not in any pain."

"Oh, thank God!" said the old woman, clasping her hands. "Thank God for that! Thank----"

She broke off suddenly as the sinister meaning of the assurance dawned upon her and she saw the awful confirmation of her fears in the other's averted face. She caught her breath, and turning to her slower-witted husband, laid her trembling old hand upon his. There was a long silence.

"He was caught in the machinery," said the visitor at length, in a low voice.

"Caught in the machinery," repeated Mr. White, in a dazed fashion, "yes."

He sat staring blankly out at the window, and taking his wife's hand between his own, pressed it as he had been wont to do in their old courting days nearly forty years before.

"He was the only one left to us," he said, turning gently to the visitor. "It is hard."

The other coughed, and rising, walked slowly to the window. "The firm wished me to convey their sincere sympathy with you in your great loss," he said, without looking round. "I beg that you will understand I am only their servant and merely obeying orders."

There was no reply; the old woman's face was white, her eyes staring, and her breath inaudible; on the husband's face was a look such as his friend the sergeant might have carried into his first action.

"I was to say that Maw and Meggins disclaim all responsibility," continued the other. "They admit no liability at all, but in consideration of your son's services they wish to present you with a certain sum as compensation."

Mr. White dropped his wife's hand, and rising to his feet, gazed with a look of horror at his visitor. His dry lips shaped the words, "How much?"

"Two hundred pounds," was the answer.

Unconscious of his wife's shriek, the old man smiled faintly, put out his hands like a sightless man, and dropped, a senseless heap, to the floor.


III.

IN the huge new cemetery, some two miles distant, the old people buried their dead, and came back to a house steeped in shadow and silence. It was all over so quickly that at first they could hardly realize it, and remained in a state of expectation as though of something else to happen--something else which was to lighten this load, too heavy for old hearts to bear.

But the days passed, and expectation gave place to resignation--the hopeless resignation of the old, sometimes miscalled, apathy. Sometimes they hardly exchanged a word, for now they had nothing to talk about, and their days were long to weariness.

It was about a week after that that the old man, waking suddenly in the night, stretched out his hand and found himself alone. The room was in darkness, and the sound of subdued weeping came from the window. He raised himself in bed and listened.

"Come back," he said tenderly. "You will be cold."

"It is colder for my son," said the old woman, and wept afresh.

The sound of her sobs died away on his ears. The bed was warm, and his eyes heavy with sleep. He dozed fitfully, and then slept until a sudden wild cry from his wife awoke him with a start.

"The paw!" she cried wildly. "The monkey's paw!"

He started up in alarm. "Where? Where is it? What's the matter?"

She came stumbling across the room toward him. "I want it," she said quietly. "You've not destroyed it?"

"It's in the parlour, on the bracket," he replied, marvelling. "Why?"

She cried and laughed together, and bending over, kissed his cheek.

"I only just thought of it," she said hysterically. "Why didn't I think of it before? Why didn't you think of it?"

"Think of what?" he questioned.

"The other two wishes," she replied rapidly. "We've only had one."

"Was not that enough?" he demanded fiercely.

"No," she cried, triumphantly; "we'll have one more. Go down and get it quickly, and wish our boy alive again."

The man sat up in bed and flung the bedclothes from his quaking limbs. "Good God, you are mad!" he cried aghast.

"Get it," she panted; "get it quickly, and wish---- Oh, my boy, my boy!"

Her husband struck a match and lit the candle. "Get back to bed," he said, unsteadily. "You don't know what you are saying."

"We had the first wish granted," said the old woman, feverishly; "why not the second."

"A coincidence," stammered the old man.

"Go and get it and wish," cried the old woman, quivering with excitement.

The old man turned and regarded her, and his voice shook. "He has been dead ten days, and besides he--I would not tell you else, but--I could only recognize him by his clothing. If he was too terrible for you to see then, how now?"

"Bring him back," cried the old woman, and dragged him toward the door. "Do you think I fear the child I have nursed?"

He went down in the darkness, and felt his way to the parlour, and then to the mantelpiece. The talisman was in its place, and a horrible fear that the unspoken wish might bring his mutilated son before him ere he could escape from the room seized upon him, and he caught his breath as he found that he had lost the direction of the door. His brow cold with sweat, he felt his way round the table, and groped along the wall until he found himself in the small passage with the unwholesome thing in his hand.

Even his wife's face seemed changed as he entered the room. It was white and expectant, and to his fears seemed to have an unnatural look upon it. He was afraid of her.

"Wish!" she cried, in a strong voice.

"It is foolish and wicked," he faltered.

"Wish!" repeated his wife.

He raised his hand. "I wish my son alive again."

The talisman fell to the floor, and he regarded it fearfully. Then he sank trembling into a chair as the old woman, with burning eyes, walked to the window and raised the blind.

He sat until he was chilled with the cold, glancing occasionally at the figure of the old woman peering through the window. The candle end, which had burnt below the rim of the china candlestick, was throwing pulsating shadows on the ceiling and walls, until, with a flicker larger than the rest, it expired. The old man, with an unspeakable sense of relief at the failure of the talisman, crept back to his bed, and a minute or two afterward the old woman came silently and apathetically beside him.

Neither spoke, but both lay silently listening to the ticking of the clock. A stair creaked, and a squeaky mouse scurried noisily through the wall. The darkness was oppressive, and after lying for some time screwing up his courage, the husband took the box of matches, and striking one, went downstairs for a candle.

At the foot of the stairs the match went out, and he paused to strike another, and at the same moment a knock, so quiet and stealthy as to be scarcely audible, sounded on the front door.

The matches fell from his hand. He stood motionless, his breath suspended until the knock was repeated. Then he turned and fled swiftly back to his room, and closed the door behind him. A third knock sounded through the house.

"What's that?" cried the old woman, starting up.

"A rat," said the old man, in shaking tones--"a rat. It passed me on the stairs."

His wife sat up in bed listening. A loud knock resounded through the house.

"It's Herbert!" she screamed. "It's Herbert!"

She ran to the door, but her husband was before her, and catching her by the arm, held her tightly.

"What are you going to do?" he whispered hoarsely.

"It's my boy; it's Herbert!" she cried, struggling mechanically. "I forgot it was two miles away. What are you holding me for? Let go. I must open the door."

"For God's sake, don't let it in," cried the old man trembling.

"You're afraid of your own son," she cried, struggling. "Let me go. I'm coming, Herbert; I'm coming."

There was another knock, and another. The old woman with a sudden wrench broke free and ran from the room. Her husband followed to the landing, and called after her appealingly as she hurried downstairs. He heard the chain rattle back and the bottom bolt drawn slowly and stiffly from the socket. Then the old woman's voice, strained and panting.

"The bolt," she cried loudly. "Come down. I can't reach it."

But her husband was on his hands and knees groping wildly on the floor in search of the paw. If he could only find it before the thing outside got in. A perfect fusillade of knocks reverberated through the house, and he heard the scraping of a chair as his wife put it down in the passage against the door. He heard the creaking of the bolt as it came slowly back, and at the same moment he found the monkey's paw, and frantically breathed his third and last wish.

The knocking ceased suddenly, although the echoes of it were still in the house. He heard the chair drawn back and the door opened. A cold wind rushed up the staircase, and a long loud wail of disappointment and misery from his wife gave him courage to run down to her side, and then to the gate beyond. The street lamp flickering opposite shone on a quiet and deserted road."

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Listening To Secret Garden now... (00.)


The Ultimate Compilation! 2nd to Ultimate Kylie that is.. Bwahahaha

Today is such a tiring and fattening day... Tiring because I have worked for 11 hours straight without getting much rest last night. Fattening because I had gobbled down gazillions worth of calories; chicken cutlet rice, noodles, keropok, mushroom bread and carrot cake. Even as I type now, I am still occasionally popping a keropok or two into my oily mouth...

*Grrrrrrr..* Feel like vomiting.... (><.)

Anyway, I returned home today with a copy of "The Ultimate Secret Garden" from work.. Courtesy of Music Junction... =P

When I got home, the first thing I did was to pop the disc into my computer and BLAZE it! I mean BURN it! Minutes later, I was happily hymming to the soothing music of Violin and Piano combined.

Secret Garden was one of the few cds that I was attracted to since working at Music Junction. The rousing music always tends to make me feel, eh, roused? Although the tune is often sad and moody, it never crosses the border at being too depressing to listen to.

Other singers that caught my attention were surprisingly NOT from the Pop and R&B genre. The list includes Jamie Cullum and Laura Fygi, which both of them are Jazz Singers... I espescially like Jamie's Everlasting Love from a new Compilation which sadly, I have forgotten the name to... Awww...

Its funny, how working in the music industry has changed my attitude towards music. If you were to ask me for the definition to New Age a month ago, I can only describe it as the period after the Ice Age...

"Laura Fygie? Fygi? Figy? Faggot?"

Now, I can finally step out into the unknown; genres such as Jazz, New Age ( Known as Instumental outside of Singapore), and others like the World Singers (Singers that sing in uncommon languages like Shakira). No longer confined to 98.7 nor Kylie Minogue...

Speaking of which, its about time I switch over to my Kylie Playlist... Haha...

"Thought that I was going crazy
Just having one of those days yeah
Didn't know what to do
Then there was you

And everything went from wrong to right
And the stars came out and filled up the sky
The music you were playing really blew my mind
It was love at first sight"


Sings Kylie ever so happily in "Love At First Sight" (>0<")

My favourite song... ever... Haha! =P

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Interesting Read...


Suspense!!

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
..................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
..................................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
............................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

( Found this at SGCollect.com... Lol.. I am too lazy to write an actual blog today so this will have to do. BLEH! )

Btw, check out this webpage. Its called the M&M's Chocolate empire. Basically its a spoof of the Star Wars Series.. Its VERY VERY LAME though... Have fun!

Monday, April 25, 2005

A9! WOO HOO!

WOO HOO! I have just ordered the tickets liao. Gotten great seats from the system, Section A9 wor! Directly infront of the stage, but not as good as those non-purchasable VIP seats.

Nonetheless, they are still great!

I was lucky to have noticed that the sales have actually opened before 9AM sharp. Because.. After my order has been confirmed, I decided to refresh the page and try ordering again, to see if the system has conned me. To my surprise, the best seats available now was at section A6! Wat a huge contrast between the ones I got just a few minutes ago!

There must be loads of other Kylie fans around, hounding at the seats. Cept maybe I was a lucky fan i guess... Haha..

WEEE!! Can't wait for the tickets to be posted to me...

YAWN.... STretCH

Now I'm partially awake and partially still dreaming. The only thing thats keeping me up is the absolute WILLPOWER to get GREAT seats online...

26 Minutes more and counting... Refreshing the webpage at 20 times/min...

YAAWN! *Rubs Eyes* (--.)

Sunday, April 24, 2005

9 more hours and counting...

------ Recaps ------

10.30am : Wanted to go jogging, but just 5 mins before I wanted to leave the house, a sudden downpour appeared out of nowhere. Lol, from a positive point of view, it should be that I was lucky to have been at home before the rain. Otherwise, from a NEGATIVE point of view should be called "SIBEI SUAY AH!!"

11am to 12pm : Lol, rain stopped. Carried on with my exercises... =P

2pm to 9pm : Went for work. I talked to my colleagues and customers alot more today, finally starting to "blend" into my surroundings I suppose. Met my friend Eric who gave me some good news about my enlistment, but will be calling Mindef to make sure that the news is accurate. Seems that I will be able to "book out" on friday the 17th in June... Really REALLY hope it's true.. Haha

11.30pm : Watched the "One hundred horror stories" show on Channel 8 again. Quite an interesting show, but still wondering where did they manage to get ideas for 100 totally different stories...

Anyway, theres still 9 more hours to go before the sale of Kylie's tickets. Will be waking up early to get the best seats tomorrow. Already have over 400 dollars deposited into my VISA account just now. WISH ME LUCK FOR TOMMOROW!

Can't wait.. Haha.. =P

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Friday, April 22, 2005

Ken Sim has experienced his first "WOO-HOO"!

------ Recaps ------

5am to 8am : Woke up damn early to meet my dear at Tampines. She apparently left a very important pass with me when we went out on the day before. Bleh, didn't get much shuteye for the night, mainly due to some Manic Bug that I flushed down the toliet... ( Read previous post )

11.30 am to 6pm : Woke up again from my nap. Did some house chores before proceeding to waste the rest of the afternoon on Sims2.

At this point in time, Ken Sim has already "changed" into an adult, won the heart of the long-haired babe whom he dreamt about, moved out from his home, gotten himself a new double-storey house, started to work for the government, found out that the girl that he loves is actually a total SLOB, asked the Housekeeper to move in with him, and finally had his first kiss and first "WOO-HOO" with the sloppy gal.. Phew!

8pm to 9pm : Went down for a light jog, and practised my pull-ups again. Manage to do a maximum of 6 this time around. WOO-HOO! There IS hope yet for my Napfa after all!

9.30pm : Found out that the seating plan for the Kylie Concert has finally been released on Sistic. Plans to get the best seats ($178) on Monday; the day which sales officially starts.

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At Ken's Birthday Party to celebrate his Adulthood


When Rivaries meet.... Or is she a racist??


Finally... YOU ARE MINE! BWAHAHAHAHA


Reading a newspaper at his new home

Cockcroach : Intimate and Live!

SOMETHING woke me up in the middle of the night, and it forced all of my senses to react at their maximum. No doubt you will know what I'm talking about, since my topic header is already a dead giveaway...

I was blissfully slumbering and dreaming about being appointed as the next Pope ( nervously looks around), when I was suddenly aroused from my sleep. Even before I opened my eyes, I knew something was not right from the start.

Instinctively, the first thing I did when I came to, was that I quickly grabbed the intruder on my face ( or neck or whichever), and quickly shoved it aside. Not knowing what it was, I quickly got up on my feet, and turned the lights on.

To my sheer terror, the thing that has been prancing around on my face doing "god knows what" was the BIGGEST, HAIRIEST COCKCROACH I have ever seen! Okay, maybe that was an exaggeration. But it was still pretty darn big to me.

The cockcroach was frightened by me just as I was frightened by it, cause it was busy scuttering into the darkest corner it can find. As there was no bloody way that I was going to spend my night with this bug that has just sexually harressed me, I wanted to "seek and destroy" it ASAP!

I then got myself some tissue and a very long ruler. Using the ruler, I planned to force it out from its hiding place and then catch it with the tissue in my hand. I had no intention of killing the bastard, as I don't like the idea of killing. Okay, maybe just an Earwig or two.. Maybe three... Maybe ALL EARWIGS HAVE TO DIE AND GO TO HELL!!

Excuse me for the outburst. But it IS 3AM in the morning. ANYWAY, my plan failed, and it quickly scurried away and found itself a new hiding place; under my study table drawers.

I was thinking to myself at that time, " SIAO LIAO! If it manages to dig deep inside the dark bowels under the table, then I wouldn't be able to catch the son of a bitch liao!". Luckily for me, I then realised that I can actually lift the last compartment of the drawers up, as it was built to be "mobile" in some way.

Thus, with my mighty ruler in hand, I started to pull the compartment up slowly... When suddenly...

"CRASH! CRUNCH!!"

I clumsily dropped the sliding board. As I was afraid the commotion might have given the asshole a chance for escaping, I hastily pulled the entire compartment up, and do you know what I found?

The mutha-f*rker was lying on its back, not moving. Haha! I had squashed it by accident! Taking advantage of the scenario, I began to whack it furiously with my ruler like a madman thirsting for new blood...

After I have finally made sure that it was weak and vulnerable, I grabbed it by its feelers and washed it down the toliet...

However the story does not end here. I can't help but keep wondering "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING DOING ON ME??". Slowly, recollections of stories regarding Cockcroaches chewing on wounds and toes began flooding my mind. Luckily for me, it was not carnivorous and I have not lost any limbs.

But still... Why do I keep feeling uncomfortable and itchy all over?! Do Cockcroaches lay eggs in people AKA Facehuggers??

GASP! (00.)

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Too tired to write a post today...

So here are some comics to complement you for making an effort to read my blog. Enjoy!


Lol.. I love Dilbert..












Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Stop thief!! Come back with that CD!


BAM!! Die crooks! Super KNN-Man is here! KAZAAM!!

Lol.. Just when I thought everything would go back to normal after the incident with the missing 100 bucks, something EXCITING happened earlier this afternoon.

* Story told from a third person pespective *

On the 20th of April 2005, Kenneth Law was minding his own business while at work in Tiong Bahru's Music Junction. Working together with him were his two colleagues, Jia Hui and "Jackeline". Not sure if I got the last name correctly...

All was well, with the normal student crowd starting to flow into the store during the early afternoon. At this time, Kenneth was walking around, staring intently at each and every student, making sure that none of them were secretly cutting out sensors or sliding Cds into their bags, while his other colleagues were tending to the customers at the counter.

Suddenly, without warning of any kind, "Jackeline" ran out the front door at the speed of lightning. Jiahui then called out for Kenneth from the counter and asked him to follow suit. It was apparent at this point in time that something was very wrong.

* WARNING! BULLSHIT AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! *

Sensing the danger at that point in time, Kenneth quickly switched over to his alternate self: The incredible Super KNN-MAN!! At the speed of light, he took out his red Crocodile undies and proceeded to change into his costume on the spot, much to the delight of the teenage gals nearby. However, just as he was about to "ZOOM" out the entrance....

* BULLSHIT HAS ENDED *

ALAS! The culprit has already been caught and brought back to the store by the strong and brave Miss "Jackeline". The thief was a student in his teens, wearing his school uniform and in his arms he carries a textbook, as well as the stolen cd.

At first glance, he looks like any normal kid, with unkempt hair, thick black glasses, three eyes, four nostrils as well as a tail... However, when he started to talk, my heart, I MEAN, Kenneth's heart started to ache for the culprit.

He was stuttering and pleading with Jiahui to let him off. At some point in time, he even started to walk in circles and kneeled on his knees to beg. Kenneth soon came to realise that he wasn't a normal kid at all...

Nonetheless, rules are rules. The staff knew that they can't let him go that easily. "Jackeline" then headed off to call the Security Guards for asistance, while brave brave Kenneth stood firmly at the door, preventing the thief from escaping.

He begged, he pleaded, and he whined. At some point in time, he even tried to run off, but was stopped by the formidable roadblock in his path.. By then, a HUGE crowd had started to gather outside Music Junction; 90% was made up of nosey students gathering to watch the ongoing drama.

Soon after, the guards finally arrived at the crime scene. Like fly-swatters, their appearances started to disperse the "FLIES" that were blocking the pathway. They then proceeded to handle the incident in a very professional way; asking the kid for his particulars first, and then have his family informed and called over to fetch him.

Soon, his mother and elder sister arrived at the store to look for him. Like hawkers making a deal, Jiahui began to negotiate with his mother; If they were willing to pay for the stolen Cd, the Music Juntioners will agree to letting him go. However, the auntie firmly rejected the offer, saying that her son clearly did not have any idea of what he has done, due to his "incapabilities"...

The head of Music Junction was soon contacted, and he agreed on letting him go without any payment, on account of his disorders. Upon hearing this piece of good news, the auntie's expression changed as quickly as the weather. The lucky kid then proceeded to apologise to each and everyone of the Music Junctioners before leaving the store in a jiffy. By then, loud conversations of " Aww... No more show liao?" can be heard outside the store... Stupid Farkers man...

The poor Music Junctioners heaved a huge sigh of relief, and then proceeded to bitch to each other about the little adventure that has happened to them within the past 2 hours...

---THE END---

Lol.. I got something to add regarding the above event. Firstly, this is the second of two incidents that have happened to me within my first week at Music Junction. First there was the missing money event, which I was told to cough up 20 bucks for earlier today. And now this?! Can you even use the word " SIBEI SUAY "( DAMN UNLUCKY in chinese) on me???

Then, the next thing I want to say is about the Cd that the kid had stolen today. If it was a Kylie Minogue Cd i would say he has good taste, but a Oldies Compilation?! WTF did he stole THAT for?? Maybe his mum instigated him to steal that for her? Hmm.... I think there's more then meets the eye here...

ANYWAY, my very first Theft incident has been fun, exciting, as well as heart-wrenching at the same time. You will never know how a crime scene feels like until you have been through it yourself.

I can tell you sumthing after today; to be a police you REALLY need a heart of stone. Otherwise, you will be melting down once the crook starts to cry and beg for mercy. It isn't easy holding someone captive, espescially when you know that this person's future will be wrecked by you.

I really felt for the kid this afternoon, but there was nothing I could do. Luckily though, we didn't get the police involved in this, else the kid will have to say "BYE BYE" to his future just for stealing a Oldie Compilation...

Sigh.. My conclusion for today is: Working at Music Junction has been really fun and enjoyable for me. I'm really glad that I have applied for it three weeks ago.

PS : The uncle who sang the Michael Jackson song came to MJ again. Luckily, he only asked a few lame questions and left without causing any trouble this time around. My ears said "PHEW!".

------ Recaps ------

12pm to 9pm : Working "LOH"! What else...

9.50 pm to 10pm : Went for my pull-up session again. Found out that I have improved slightly. Can see my arm muscles liao also... Weeee! "Great work Kenneth! Keep it up!"

------ Recaps Ended ------

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Boring day... ZZZZzzzz (--.)

------ Recaps ------

11am to 9.30pm : Bleh... Working as usual... Learnt quite alot of stuff today. Now i SORT OF know the difference between New Age ( Instrumental ) and Jazz, and that Enya don't really sings, but kinda HOLLERS in the background most of the time.
My personal uniform for Music Junction also arrived in the afternoon.. Cool!

9.30 pm to 10pm : Had an after work meeting at MJ's where we discussed about the missing 100 bucks from the day before. There weren't any conclusion at the end, as noone knew where the money had went... Phew!

11pm : Found out that Kylie's concert has finally been announced today at sistic.com. The tickets will only be on sale from the 25th however... Meaning that I will have more time to consider whether to get the 148 tix, or the 178 tix.. Hmmm...

------ Recaps Ended ------

Monday, April 18, 2005

Bye bye 100 smackaroos... "BYE BYE $$ !!"


Gone with the wind...

Sigh... Something terrible happened tonight over at MJ's... The Cash Register was found to be short of one hundred dollars! The most boring thing was that they might suspect me to be the culprit since I am still a newcomer after all...

Sigh... Why does this always happen to me?? I remember that when I started work at Mos Burger 3 to 4 years ago, the same thing also occured. The cash register that i was responsible for was missing exactly ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS too... What the fuck??

Luckily for the Mos Burger incident, I wasn't held responsible, as the staff had another suspect in mind; one of the managers always tends to report missing cash during his shift... So it might have been his dirty work again...

Sigh.. I really dunno how to face my colleagues tomorrow should they suspect me for the missing money... But the most important thing is that I know I have not never tainted my hands with stolen cash before.. My other collegues that have worked today might have to fork out the extra cash from their own wallets, as they had taken turns to use the register.

Luckily for me, I have not been taught on the basics of Cashiering yet...

SIGH!!

------ Recaps ------

11am to 10pm : Been slaving away at Music Junction. Praticed wrapping and ironing the Cd Sleeves, as well as made several mistakes for misplacing the sensors in the Cd packagings... Went straight home after that... LOL, boring day indeed...


------ Recaps Ended ------

New Trivias added!

Do have a look! Its located at the bottom of the page, just in case you DIDN'T know... Haha, and don't forget about my previous post on Sunday... Over and out! =)

Sunday, April 17, 2005

100 Tales of Horror

Sigh... Just finished watching a tv show on Channel 8 titled : 100 Tales of Horror.
The whole show is said to be comprised of 100 entirely different ghost stories, based on the folklore in Japan.

However, tonight's tale wasn't terrifying nor scary in any way. It was about a touching story of a mother's love...

As i had missed the beginning of the hour-long drama, I can only briefly summarise the story on what i have seen.

At a village in Japan, the villagers lived by a blasphemous rule; that all women above the age of 60 will have to be sent to the Valley of Hell where they will be left to die. (I have no idea about the origin of this rule so just read on...)

The main character's mother coincidentally reached the dreaded age, and his unfilial wife is pressing him to send her away. On the night before the evil deed, his wife even gave him a packet of rat poison, proposing that he use it on his own mother at the valley, so as to shorten her misery. Recoiling in horror, he tossed the poison away. However, his mother was awake then and had overheard the entire conversation.

The next morning, both mother and son left for the valley. On the way there, they reminisced of the times they had; his mother once shielded him from a falling tree and in the process, broke her own feet.

Upon reaching the Valley of Hell, the son started to cry and wasn't willing to return home. As the mother didn't want his son to face the consequences if he chooses to break the rule, she pushed him down the slope of the valley.

When he finally woke up from the fall, it was already dark. He started to panic as he didn't know the way home. He was frantically looking all around him when suddenly, he saw a line of clamshells littered on the ground neatly in a line. ( AKA Hanzel and Gretel style) He then realised that his mother had actually left these shells for him, while on their way up to the valley.

Regret overwhelmed him, and he quickly made his way back to his mother, and found her lying weakly at the place where he left her. He then carried her home where he hid her under the wooden floor planks.

At this point in time, there was a huge commotion in another part of the village. The Commander of the settlement had recieved an order from his General; it was to turn an ordinary wooden drum into one that could play music on its own. As no one in the village could handle the task, the Commander then seeked the main character for help, and threatened him with his life on completing the impossible task.

Soon after, his wife left him in fear for her own life, leaving the helpless guy to fend for himself. Seeing his plight, his mother conjured an idea in order to save him, which was to open up a small hole at the side of the drum, and then have hornets placed inside it.

A few days later, the Commander summoned the main character to him, and told him that the General had recieved the gift. But, on the night that he tested the drum, the hornets escaped and stung the General to death.

The Commander then added that because of this "tragic" accident, his own life was spared from death ( I dunno the full story, so pls dun ask me). As a result, he wanted to reward the main character heavily, and told him to ask for anything he wanted.

The main character then proceeded to reveal everything that he did for his mother, including breaking the rules to save her from the valley. He also said that he was willing to die for going against tradition, but his only wish was to allow his mother to live.

Back home, his wife suddenly returned to the house upon hearing about the reward his husband was getting. She found his mother in the house and then interrogated her for the location of his rewards. Seeing how evil the woman was, the mother told her about a stack of gold, located across the hills on the other side of a old wooden bridge.

Within an hour, the greedy wife eventually found the gold and dug it out. As she was carrying the treasure while crossing the bridge, the old bridge could not withstand the heavy load and gave way... Killing the wife instantly when she fell into the river.

The main character then returned home to his mother with free rice and salt, and then proceeded to cook porridge for his mother to eat. Sadly, the story then revealed the awful truth about his mother...

During the short interval when she was left in the Valley of Hell, she had actually eaten the rat poison that the wife had bought. All this time when she was helping her son, she was actually a spirit, but her son could not see that... A MOTHER'S LOVE IS THE MOST POWERFUL ENBODIMENT OF ALL... SO touching... =P

------ Recaps ------

11am to 12pm : Played Sims finally... Nothing peculiar has happened today though... Except that my Ken Sim will be turning into a Adult in just 5 days (IN-GAME)... Lol, and he have not even begun to enjoy his "teen-hood"... sAD...

1pm to 10pm : WORK WORK WORK... Whatelse... My HEAD manager came down to help today, and she told me to learn how to promote certain more important cds, like the Number One Jazz album, the French Affair love songs compilation, as well as a instrumental album by *something* Cunliffe... I think...

10.30pm to 11.30pm : Had a haircut at home...

11.30pm to 12.30am : Watched the touching 100 Tales of Horror...

------ Recaps Ended ------

Saturday, April 16, 2005

"BURRRP!!"


BLURP!!

Oops, sorry... Just had my supper. =P

------ Recaps ------

11am to 2pm : Went out with my other half to the vet for Bella's Heartworm Guard injection... Bella met a couple of other dogs there, and was intimidated by a huge black Labrador who snapped at her. Haha... "Sayang..."

2pm to 7pm : We took Bella back home and then proceeded to have our "BRUNCH" (Breakfast cum Lunch). After which, we took the bus to City Hall where we took turns shopping and wringling each other's throats.

7pm to 8.30pm : We boarded the train to Bedok and had our dinner there. As usual, I had Roasted Duck with fragant chicken rice, while she ordered Nasi Lemak. Not very advisable to order Nasi Lemak at night though, as the rice tends to go bad very easily at that kind of hour.

8.30pm to 9.30pm : Note to myself : I will NEVER EVER take number 168 Bus from the Bedok Interchange again. It took me one whole hour to reach Woodlands, instead of the normal 30 mins if I have chosen to board the Bus in Tampines... Sigh, my poor poor butt...

9.30pm to 10pm : I paid another visit to the park for my "pull-up sessions" again, before I headed for home. Didn't accomplish much today as my arms were still weak from the vigorous exercises I had on Thursday. Die.... Not much time left.

------ Recaps Ended ------

Hmm.. basically my new Recaps section has summed up all the highlights for today... As you can see from above, I did not have the chance to play Sims today. But I will definitely try to do so tml. Kinda tired right now from all the activities...

Just in case you guys dunno who or WHAT Bella is, the following pictures will explain everything very clearly...


This is Bella at only two months old... She looks so wary of the camera since its only been her first day since we fetched her back...


We bought her a little red bell and attached it to her collar. This is to notify us when she is nearby, so that we won't actually STEP on her. Haha...


A pic of her wearing her newly bought Puppy Angel Tee... Notice that the collar, the tee and the leash are all in red? My other half's idea, not mine... =P


Bringing her out for her first walk... She seems to be attracted to something on the ground... Hmm...


This pic was actually taken a few months later. Thus you can see that she has actually grown BIGGER. Or longer, whichever is the case here... She is still wet from her bath in this pic.

So now you guys should know that Bella is actually me and my other half's Mini Schnauzer. Without a doubt, she is our most treasured possession. Sigh... I only wished that her expenses aren't as expensive as they are, because the Heartworm jab that she has taken today costed us 72 smackeroos...

BURRRRRRRRRP!!!

Friday, April 15, 2005

Pimples, party, and FIRE!!

Hmm... I have decided to make the "recaps" section permanent in all of my blogs entry. This section will basically summarise all the boring stuff that I did for the respective day. Therefore, you can choose to skip this section amd proceed to the more interesting stuff instead if you want to. Haha... =P

------ Recaps ------

10am to 12.15pm : Woke up to a game of Sims... Lol, I guess I'm addicted already...

1pm to 9pm : Went for work at Causeway Point Music Junction. Bleh... Was told that I had made more than a couple of errors in the placement of Cds on Monday. However, my manager also commented that my performance has been good overall.

9pm to 9.15pm : Practiced my pull-ups again at the nearby park. Felt both my arms ached to the point that they might fall apart at the sockets...

9.30 to 11.15pm : Lol.. Played Sims... I really AM addicted "liao"... (00.)

------ Recaps ended -------


Right... Time to proceed with the actual blog... Basically I have nothing much to write about, cept maybe give an update on how Ken and the Housekeeper have been faring. Hmm.. I guess today will be yet another "picture-intense" blog...


This is Ken up-close. Hmm.. do you think he resembles me? =P


This is the Housekeeper.. Up-close and personal! Don't you agree he looks kinda like the Pringles guy with that moustache? MMmm.. SOur creAm Pringles..

At exactly 6AM, the Housekeeper woke up to get ready for his job. However, he isn't working at the Hospital anymore... Instead...


The Housekeep has a NEW job.. in the ARMY. Lol... I love torturing him. =)

Haha.. Not my fault actually. Cause he happened to find this job in the daily newspapers which has a higher pay when compared to working at the Hospital.

Ken then promptly woked up at 7 plus, and when he walked out to get the daily newspapers...


He finally meets the person who has been delivering his mails... "Hi there!"

Afterwhich, he then attended school at 9am. But something peculiar happened today when he got home...


Ken brought his classmate River back home. I wonder what River is so pissed about.. Hmph!


"Take that for looking so pissed!! Hy-yah!!"


Enjoying a game of Snowboarding with his new friend. Lol, can you see the Housekeeper through the windows? He has just came home from work.

Ken wasn't the only one who had friends over. The Housekeeper brought a friend from the army...


The Housekeeper exchanging gifts with his new army friend.. Haha.. JOKING!

When evening arrived, the guests left. Ken then decided to test his cooking skills by preparing his first dish: Mac and cheese.

However, it turned out to be disaster. The cooking stove somehow managed to caught fire, leaving the two Sims in a state of frenzy. But luckily for me, my precious Sims did not end up in the same way as my brother's had. * Read previous post * The fire-alarm system which i had installed promptly alerted the nearest fire station.

In a split second, the fireman came and quickly put a stop to the raging carnage...


Lol.. the aftermath of the kitchen fire.. Notice the Fireman at the back? Haha..

The fireman told them to "be more careful next time", and then left. Ken and the Housekeeper then proceeded to "SAVOUR" the burnt dinner that was supposed to be Mac and Cheese...


Just look at that expression... PRICELESS!

The day soon passed, and Saturday arrived! The Housekeeper still reported for work in the morning, and without the adult in the house, Ken called over all of his friends for a party!

Sadly, only two managed to turn up for his first gathering...


Three is a crowd... Dare i say... "THREESOME"??


Ken finally makes his move with the girl of his dreams... LITERALLY.. * Read my previous post*

In approximately 5 mins (real time), the guest left with contentment in their eyes... Or so I was told, as the game ranked my party as highly enjoyable. Haha..

The Housekeeper soon came home, without the slightest idea about the party that had occurred... He then proceeded to pump his body up for the rest of the day by doing aerobics infront of the tv...


Ooohh.. What's that shiny blue thingy thats floating in the air? (o0.)

Before I forget, I bought a fascinating item using the Housekeeper's Aspiration points. Basically you earn these bonus points for fulfilling their wants and needs...


Introducing the newest and most important member in the family : The MONEY TREE. No, I am NOT kidding. They DO grow on trees.. Wahahaha!

The Sims then proceeded to bed.. However, one of them woke up to an absolute horror the following morning...


I spy with my little eye.... P-I-M-P-L-E-S!!!! Now wheres that acne cream?

Lol... I didn't add that part of the resemblance into Ken Chaos.. Honest! He really IS me!! Bwahahahahahahaha.. sad... =(

Thursday, April 14, 2005

S is for Sims, K is for Ken, and H is for the Housekeeper! =P


The Chaos Family!

Haha.. Today passed by in a blur... Just to summarise, I have managed to accomplish the following:

1: Cleaned almost 50 percent of my room. Threw away alot of unneeded stuff in the process and found alot of space as a result. I then rearranged all my cds and books, and my Kylie Cds have finally gotten an entire drawer to call their own.

2: In the evening, I proceeded to the Woodlands Stadium for my scheduled exercises, but could not get in as a Soccer match was commencing. What rotten luck.. Luckily, I found a park nearby where I did some training for my pull-ups and my standing broad jump. DUN LAUGH, not everyone can leap like a frog you know...

3: The highlight of the day was finding time to create my very own Sims! This will be explained in detail below...


By the time I finally got started on Sims, it was already past Nine... LOL, I was wondering where most of the the day has gone to...

Oh well, I then proceeded to spend the next hour to create my two Sims; Ken Chaos and Housekeeper Chaos...


Introducing Ken Chaos! So young.. already so vain.. =P

The hardest part in creating my Sims was that I wanted to make Ken Chaos resemble me in the facial details. I spent over 30 mins manipulating just the eyes and the facial structure alone. Haha.. Sorry for the low resolution photos... I will try to post a bigger and clearer photo of Ken tommorow, in order to let you guys judge if he really does look like me. Haha.. =P


Introducing the guy who adopted Ken Chaos, the non-blood related Housekeeper! YESH, that really IS his name. He looks kinda freaky... My MASTERPIECE..

The 2nd Sim that i have created is the freakshow Housekeeper Chaos. Actually, I would rather do without an adult in the house, but due to the way the game functioned, I had to have an adult to supervise all the teenagers and children in the house.

Therefore, using my wildest imagination I conjured up this beast within the next 5 mins. If i didn't have a consience, he would have definitely looked TEN times more wierder... Just imagine humongous eyes that would put all anime characters to shame... By the way, Ken and the Housekeeper are in no way related. I mean, just LOOK at them?!

Sigh... I am already making plans on the ways that i will make him die, in order to allow Ken to live peacefully on his own... Any ideas? Haha.. =P

Below are some snapshots I have taken as the first day of their lives commences. Enjoy! =)



The Housekeeper on his way to work... LOL! In the hospital.. Haha.. My bad... =P


WHY?! Homework on the FIRST day of school?! Argh!


WOO-HOO! I've finally unlocked the secret pictures to the Babe-Watch video game.. *Drool*


Dinner-time! Notice the red box under Ken's legs? I was actually trying to purchase an oven when i took this picture.. Haha...


Dreaming of that girl whose name I've forgotten.. Damn, and we have just only met!

* Extra! Extra! Read all about it! *

My brother gave the game his first shot this afternoon and used a family of three that has been created already. I taught him on the basics of the game, and then left him on his own to continue with my chores.

Within the next hour, he suddenly called me to him. LO AND BEHOLD! What should i find but a kitchen oven being set on fire!? The poor Sims just stood there gasping and shrieking at the carnage like babies.

I quickly issued an command to the Daddy figure to extinguish the fire, but his efforts were at naught. The fire soon gain momentum as it spreaded to the kitchen tables.. Suddenly, at this very moment..

"HONK! HONK!"

Came the car that was arranged previously to pick up the Daddy figure for his work. As i was a novice and did not understand the true power of fire, I actually asked him to ditch his family behind to leave for his work instead. Without even kissing goodbye, he ran outside and took the car in a split second...

ALAS! When he finally came back, it was too late. The entire kitchen had already been burnt to a crisp, leaving only charred remains of the fridge, as well as the ashes of both his wife and his daughter. (WHICH I have actually watched as they were burnt to death... Not my fault actually, cause the little girl stupidly dived into the raging flames on her own accord...)

He started to cry as he entered the house, with thoughts of his beloved in his mind. Out of pure exhaustion, he collasped to the ground and fainted. ( My brother later told me that he actually forgotten to allow the poor guy get some shut eye during the previous night )

What a sad day for the Sims! I hope my brother will learn a lesson from this, lest he wants more potential accidents to occur to his Sims...

* Extras section has ended *

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

*B-L-A-N-K*


"Please visit your doctor today if you can't see the actual meaning behind this pic. You might be suffering from POst-Natal depression if you are a woman, or you are just simply BLIND to miss it! Thank you." From Doctor Clueless Without A Cert.

Sigh... I have no idea what to write in my blog lately.. I think the appearance of the Enlistment letter has killed off my right brain last night... I know longer have the ability to think creatively anymore, much less THINK.

*Ranting ahead*

WHY MUST I BE ENLISTED ON THE 11TH when Showgirl is only 6 days away?! SO close, yet so bloody farking FAR!!!!

*Ranting has ended*

Sigh.. Pardon me for the sudden outburst. I have been feeling quite blue throughout the day.. But somehow, somewhere in my left brain, something seems to be telling me that I will be able saving on a LARGE sum of money if I choose to omit Showgirl from my plans...

Maybe its right after all... Hmmm... *KA-CHING!* ($$.)

Anyway, I'm too lazy to write another "Prize-winning", ultra-lengthy piece of composition again. Therefore, I have written yet another set of recaps for today:

1 : First day working at Causeway point Music Junction outlet today... Its almost twice the size of the one at Tiong Bahru.. LOL

2 : Spent over three hours cleaning Cds after Cds... Was eventually told to take a break by my Manager. LOL, she will never understand the word "LABOUR" until she have tried working at Mos Burger...

3 : Music Junction never cease to surprise me: Today I learnt about some of the actual benefits of being a worker at MJ. I now know that I am allowed to eat sweets and use my handphone during working hours. There are also a few other benefits, but I can't really write them down, in case I get found out. But just to give you a hint, it has something to do with R-E-N-T-A-L. =P


Sigh... I know its the third time i "SIGHED" today but I can't help it. Perhaps playing Sims tomorrow will help to cheer me up. Time to create another prototype of myself liao. This time, I will make Ken Simulation much much more handsome than ever before! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Can you say, "STUD"??

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Oh man... BLOODY ^%%$$%$^^ FARK FARK!!!! (--.")

Fark man! I received the horrible Enlistment letter today which *FARK!* informed me that my enlistment date is on the 11th of June! I dun mind going in that early, coz it would also mean getting out sooner.

BUT... It would also mean that i *FARK* will not be able to attend Kylie's Concert in Singapore on the 17th... FARK FARK FARKING HELL!!!!

The only chance for me to see her live right now is to start pumping myself with vitamins and steroids, and then try to get the Silver award for Nahfa in one month's time.. FARK FARKING tight schedule! Providing that I have to work full time at Music Junction as well... FARK FARK FARK!!

I'm actually not in the mood to do my blog.. So heres a couple of highlights for today:

1 : Did stock taking today... Spent over 2 hours going through 20 over boxes as well as a shelf-full of CDs in order to find the Cds listed..

2 : Another crazy Uncle appeared today. This time around, the guy complained to my manager about a particular PICTURE of a DVD packaging. Apparently he feels that there SHOULD NOT be any AEROPLANES in the picture, coz the show was too old for aeroplanes.. WAT THE FUCK??!!


You have reached the end of my Farking blog. Just to let you know, I have updated the Trivia section today with two new trivias. Its located way way at the bottom of the farking blog.

Hope you have a farking, OOPS i mean GREAT day ahead! =)

Monday, April 11, 2005

Crazy Man sung Michael Jackson song to me...

First of all, I wll be posting some of the pictures that my other half took when she went to China. Enjoy.. =P


A picture she took secretly while on the plane..


Woo... Cloudy Mountains..


You don't get to see these anymore in Singapore... *Piang piang piang!!*


One of the temples they visited...


Wat a GIGANTIC monument of Guanying... Breathtaking!

Okay, now that you have enjoyed yourself so much, its time to get down to business..

I started my first day of work at Music Junction today, and it was a great and new experience to me. Although there were many bloody differences between working at Music Junction and working at Mos Burger, I am happy to say that all of them were GREAT!

Firstly... Instead of having only 5 to 10 minutes of break period per day, I now have up to ONE whole hour to enjoy my lunch and dinner each day. No more "WHY YOU EAT SO BLOODY LONG??" and no more "punching-out" for my breaks. Now i even get PAID for enjoying a sumptious meal. HOW COOL IS THAT?!

Furthermore, I was able to work up to 9 hours, just for today alone. That amount of time is almost equivilant to the amount that i usually recieve for TWO days of work at Mos Burger... Can you say "MONEY MONEY MONEY"?? ($$.)

BUT...The best thing was, I don't have to stand at the cash register for the whole day, and wait on customers after customers any longer.

The following are the things I did at Music Junction today:

1 : Walk around the store

2 : Smile at Customers

3 : Attempt to rearrange all the CDs into their respective places

4 : Walk around the store somemore

5 : Learn how to "iron" the CD Sleeves

6 : Find out that Breadtalk is actually stationed OUTSIDE the shopping centre..Bloody hell, wasted ten minutes looking for it.

7 : Walk around the store AGAIN and again and again...

8 : Learn the difference between NEW AGE and JAZZ.. LOL


What a day! Btw, I learnt from my manager that, I will get the chance to work the Causeway Point's Music Junction outlet on some days. COOL! Then i will get to have my lunches and dinners at Mos Burger liao.. Haha..

In case you were wondering about the topic of my blog, I will kindly explain it to you now. The highlight of today wasn't the Chicken Rice that i had for lunch, nor was it the 45 minute long trip that I had to endure to get to Tiong Bahru.

The highlight of today was actually an old man that approached me. The only thing was, this was NO ORDINARY customer. This guy asked me a few funny questions about Michael Jackson's latest albums, before proceeding to actually SING a couple of lines to me. Luckily, my manager saw the whole thing and quickly pulled me away from danger by calling me to his side.

Then he proceeded to tell me the following: "Eh.. Next time if he talks to you, just say "yes, yes". Hes a L-U-N-A-T-I-C you know.. "

Lol.. I didn't know a lunatic can actually belch out lines from Michael Jackson's songs.. What are the chances man.. (00.)

Sunday, April 10, 2005

S is for SIM-ulations...


The Sims 2!

I borrowed a copy of the wildly popular "The Sims 2" pc game (Mind you, its an O-R-I-G-I-N-A-L okay.. Tsktsk...) from my other-half today. Apparently, she does not have the time to play it since the day i bought it for her, as the packaging had already began to collect dust.

After 15 minutes of installing ( The game used up a whopping 3.5 GB of my total memory space! ), the game finally started with a brief video which introduces various aspects of the game.

In the short clip, i was shown images of Sims gasping in shock, dancing by the pool, laughing at each other, hugging in estacy, and so on so on... Definitely looks fun to me at this point. Haha..

Without a doubt, i went into the time-wasting, but essential Tutorials section first. A total of five different Tutorials appeared, each provided me with very basic understandings on the game's background.

Within 30 minutes, i have learnt how to move my Sim around the place, how to let her interact with the things around her, how to build a house out of thin air, and lastly, how to make her get naked in the shower... Woo...

In mere seconds, her personal hygiene bar rose and ROSE, until it reached the maximum. I presume that it was due to the countless baths that she had taken . BWAHAHAHAHA... =P

After the Tutorials, it was time to get started on the game itself. A total of three, entirely differently themed Neighbourhoods greeted me at the main menu. All three have different background stories, different maps, and most importantly, different neighbours for my Sim.

I chosed the 2nd Neighbourhood, as it has the wackiest story of them all. Hint: It had something to do with UFOs and Aliens living among humans.. "SHIOK"!

After clicking on the Neighbourhood that I wanted, I was promted to buy a house from the selection available on the map. I chose a simple one, as it was cheaper and I wanted to save the extra money on other luxuries instead.

Finally, I have reached the point where it was time to create my very own Sim! After a minute of thought, I decided to create a Sim-mulation of myself! Haha..

The following depicts the steps that i took in creating my Ken Sim:

1: General Characteristics ( Sex, Skin Colour, Age etc... I managed to breeze through this section with ease)

2: Heads ( I don't really understand this spart, as there were only six different heads for me to choose from. And they all sucked big time! )

3: Hair and Face ( I lingered here for the longest time, as I was having a bit of trouble with the shape of the face. "Should I make it slimmer... Or should I just make myself more handsome..." If only reality was as simple as this... Sigh. )

4: Makeup, Facial Hair and Glasses ( I gave myself a black rimmed glasses, but Makeup was definite NO-NO for me... Makeup??! )

5: Clothing ( Bleh.. I didn't really like the selection available and felt that it was too limited. There were too many clothes with long sleeves. Yuck! )

6: Personality and Aspiration ( Hmm, according to the Sims' Horoscope , Virgos are OBSESSIVE with tidiness, has the personality of a Dictionary, as shy as a snail, and are as active as a piece of rock. Lol! )

Finally, upon reaching this point in the game, I have ceated a replica of myself. Although it didn't really looked like me( The eyes are weird.. BIG TIME), i do feel that certain features like the NOSE have been captured beautifully... (--.")

But just when i was about to save the Sim character, a prompt came up:

" Please create your other family members! "

WTF?! I had to create my parents too?? Wouldnt it be WAY sad if my Sim character had to live under house rules like in reality? "No way!" I told myself. My Sim character HAS to be a swinging single living without a care in the world!

And with that, I axed the entire application and exited the game... Sigh, looks like I will have to re-create my replica tommorow again...

What a waste of time... LOL =P




Ouch! That must have hurt... ALOT =P

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